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squirrel666
giraffepoliceforce: “ bestnatesmithever: “ captcreate: “ The leg up at the end tho. ” I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.” ” Poetry. ”
captcreate

The leg up at the end tho.

bestnatesmithever

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

giraffepoliceforce

Poetry.

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Imagine your icon following you around for a full two months, Just giving you life advice as if you were in an rpg

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“kill him.”
“no- no, i’m not gonna do that, i don’t wanna get fired.”
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miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

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I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

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me in the middle of the night feeling suddenly productive: tomorrow is the day i start getting my life together!! :) i’m going to make a list of everything i need to get done, which includes exercising, drinking water, and getting ahead on my school work!! i’m going to be a great person and finally feel happy once i get this routine down!! :))

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